New Link Just for Danny

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Cadets

Links with Class

~a trialer park wedding~

Happy National RV Lifestyle Week!

1. a goth trailer park: http://www.gothtrailerpark.com/
2. trailer talk barbie: http://www.prankplace.com/turleen.htm?KBID=2274
3. who knows how this guy was able to get the domain name first, but here it is: http://www.mytrailerpark.com/
   

and Happy National Karaoke Week! (could they be related?)

Two Links for Today

Happy Earth Day!
http://www.baloneypress.com/satire/science/environmentalists-struggle-to-cope-with-earths-cancer-diagnosis-1000s-convert-to-christianity/

Happy National Jelly Bean Day!
http://www.littlefivers.com/food/ways-were-going-to-celebrate-national-jelly-bean-day/

Links That Can Help You Control Children

1. Help the CIA start tracking your children now: http://www.cia.gov/cia/ciakids/index_2.shtml
2. and make your kids fat ASAP: http://www.ronald.com/hamburglar/index.html
3. This one is so good: http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html (of course only guys can be haxors, lunux (a unux-like OS) is illegal, flash is must be a bad program because you don't remember installing it, computer screens made after 1980 admitt brain damaging radiation that will make you little hackor stupid, faster computers are bad, AOL is defiantely responsible, and the claims go on...)
1. the author seems to have hacking confused with raving, saying hackers wear "bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying glow-sticks and some wear pacifiers around their necks"
2. fun fact: this is not meant to support illegal activity, but instead to show that non-AOL-users aren't necessarily going around hacking your computer
   

Happy Kindergarten Day!

Links of or Relating to Telepones

1. Turn your telephone into an instrument: http://www.michaelv.org/projects/telephone/
2. I wish my phone could do this: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8707918650149253825&q=phones&pl=true
   
3. This is brilliant: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8700273808102918011&q=phones&pl=true
   
4. What does your phone number spell: http://www.phonespell.org/
5. The Payphone Project: http://www.payphone-project.com/
   

There is not a particularly interesting holiday for today, but it is National STD Awareness Month!

Peeping Links

I have to admit that I've never actually eaten a peep (they have gelatin), but they seem pretty freaky - like they'd survive a neuclear attack.

1. source of the above image: http://www.peepresearch.org/smoking.html
2. and time to get serious: http://www.marcpedersen.com/humor/peeps.html

Happy Blah! Blah! Blah! Day!

Jeopardy Links

1. Celebrity Jeopardy: http://thetravisty.com/Celebrity_Jeopardy/wmv/Cosby,_Osbourne,_Connery.htm (a real barn-burner)
   
2. Alex Trebek Just Doesn't Get It: http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/296.html
   
3. Weird Al losing on Jeopardy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ5bFTldxBY&search=jeopardy
   
4. Darth Vader: http://vaderfortune.ytmnd.com/
   
5. Ninja Jeopardy: http://snaxor.com/page/Ninja_jeopardy/

Happy International Moment of Laughter Day!