Links That Can Help You Control Children

1. Help the CIA start tracking your children now: http://www.cia.gov/cia/ciakids/index_2.shtml
2. and make your kids fat ASAP: http://www.ronald.com/hamburglar/index.html
3. This one is so good: http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html (of course only guys can be haxors, lunux (a unux-like OS) is illegal, flash is must be a bad program because you don't remember installing it, computer screens made after 1980 admitt brain damaging radiation that will make you little hackor stupid, faster computers are bad, AOL is defiantely responsible, and the claims go on...)
1. the author seems to have hacking confused with raving, saying hackers wear "bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying glow-sticks and some wear pacifiers around their necks"
2. fun fact: this is not meant to support illegal activity, but instead to show that non-AOL-users aren't necessarily going around hacking your computer
   

Happy Kindergarten Day!